“Why should catgirls have all the fun?”

Finally, a fashion accessory to help your beloved feline companion express their inner human.

Let your cat fully embrace their identity as an otherworldly chimera with new Human Ears!™

• Ultra-realistic silicone ears are non-porous and dishwasher safe!
• Sturdy medical-grade steel band firmly grips kitty's delicate skull, preventing accidental removal!
• Unsettlingly interrogates the human/animal binary, blurring the lines between them and casting you and your cat into an uncanny void of confusion and fear!
• Piercable!

Get ready to create unforgettable memories that will make you purr with joy.

Order yours today!